Maggie. 18. All my exes live in Texas. Texas Tech. I obsess over Parks and Rec, 30 Rock, The Office, Scott Pilgrim vs the World, and Maps&Atlases. So please, continue.Tumblr (3.0; @magmyswags)http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xs5wpZhK1rrx8xeo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7xs5wpZhK1rrx8xeo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oh-deir.tumblr.com/post/50601709694/actual-message-of-500-days-of-summer-that-no-one">oh-deir</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>ACTUAL MESSAGE OF <em>(500) DAYS OF SUMMER</em> THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY REALIZES</p> </blockquote>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51333533248http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51333533248Sat, 25 May 2013 18:00:21 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2a6e81b1303533cf7177dace5e51836b/tumblr_mn8eoiaZPW1rkc55vo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/98f2dd6da4a5ceaed99b8ca7b7b0c49c/tumblr_mn8eoiaZPW1rkc55vo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/18736d18d20c55c03ed535299707d4d3/tumblr_mn8eoiaZPW1rkc55vo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9213838e2fc3394ff267bd277a8d951f/tumblr_mn8eoiaZPW1rkc55vo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/97dddb7944c0c5c62635d39641cedf4b/tumblr_mn8eoiaZPW1rkc55vo5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/541018d503e8cd772a8405000f4d7b38/tumblr_mn8eoiaZPW1rkc55vo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51333492528http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51333492528Sat, 25 May 2013 17:59:46 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meahwa7Hhf1rcc280o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meahwa7Hhf1rcc280o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meahwa7Hhf1rcc280o3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meahwa7Hhf1rcc280o4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meahwa7Hhf1rcc280o5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_meahwa7Hhf1rcc280o6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p><em>The whole wide world of ear-related humour, and you go for “I’m holey”?</em></p> </blockquote>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51333195523http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51333195523Sat, 25 May 2013 17:55:18 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/bb57c5d69c933f190aac7f6efcc3b943/tumblr_mgn5jwvoZH1qb68o8o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332670810http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332670810Sat, 25 May 2013 17:47:40 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://theshadyslut.tumblr.com/post/51211478412">theshadyslut</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://owlcitymordred.tumblr.com/post/51031608131/stagdoeandfawn-catully-brigwife">owlcitymordred</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://stagdoeandfawn.tumblr.com/post/51031574707">stagdoeandfawn</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://catully.tumblr.com/post/51026442853">catully</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brigwife.tumblr.com/post/51026286490/latitudeoctopus-brigwife-wait-you-mean-you">brigwife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://latitudeoctopus.tumblr.com/post/51025918981/brigwife-wait-you-mean-you-dont-use-the-word">latitudeoctopus</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://brigwife.tumblr.com/post/51024802548/wait-you-mean-you-dont-use-the-word-fortnight">brigwife</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america???</p> </blockquote> <p>Wait what? Then what do they use?</p> </blockquote> <p><em>they don’t have a word</em></p> </blockquote> <p>what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they??</p> </blockquote> <p>the fuck is a fortnight</p> </blockquote> <p>It’s a word for ‘two weeks’</p> </blockquote> <p>We say “two weeks”</p> </blockquote>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332661764http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332661764Sat, 25 May 2013 17:47:32 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f6193b1ace3d30f306290f5423b3e45e/tumblr_mlc95aIxfq1qc8jh0o1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/eebcdfdbe2336f5c8b8ead5613ca369b/tumblr_mlc95aIxfq1qc8jh0o2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332598807http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332598807Sat, 25 May 2013 17:46:37 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/610d3a57556f3ed4ecb8d51e9a0eb3c2/tumblr_mnd7dro8zW1qbjaxeo1_500.gif"/><br/><br/>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332396688http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332396688Sat, 25 May 2013 17:43:40 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/045e0e2e27526cd183b91e889d06650a/tumblr_mnd5snXURI1s68apwo1_400.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://cheltrei.tumblr.com/post/51312718145/martha-stewarts-arrested-development-premiere" class="tumblr_blog">cheltrei</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://www.marthastewart.com/975869/arrested-development-premier-party-menu#312777">Martha Stewart’s Arrested Development Premiere Party Menu.</a></p></blockquote>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332371934http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332371934Sat, 25 May 2013 17:43:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3e6c5c89f1b79a4489b6244e5434c7e3/tumblr_mna6zfhyWl1sqybzdo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332358063http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332358063Sat, 25 May 2013 17:43:07 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7yns3DIK11qzyukno1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332340801http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332340801Sat, 25 May 2013 17:42:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/143fa4418ae0ffb29407473fb1ba57b5/tumblr_mnd8m0mtqj1qzk2upo2_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/04fb88c0f0958143423964ef1cf9ff2a/tumblr_mnd8m0mtqj1qzk2upo5_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/102ccd60d0974720858d99281dd38fa6/tumblr_mnd8m0mtqj1qzk2upo1_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/e3ab3ac3de458901fa0ff6443feee35b/tumblr_mnd8m0mtqj1qzk2upo3_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/25b865ee0179c01b9517c56381bf3bd5/tumblr_mnd8m0mtqj1qzk2upo6_500.png"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/c82d30eb963cd9be3a966a6f9c3aac78/tumblr_mnd8m0mtqj1qzk2upo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b44f942a6cec6dda9ee85578b2ef5e85/tumblr_mnd8m0mtqj1qzk2upo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a href="http://frickyeah1990s.tumblr.com/post/51316935164/sam-weir" class="tumblr_blog">frickyeah1990s</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>Sam Weir… </p></blockquote>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332263490http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332263490Sat, 25 May 2013 17:41:45 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f15dfbe7e52f559f83af40fbe3a5b14d/tumblr_mnd7zs3FQO1ss6hmpo4_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8d34f11c180d7721243d316958e6daaa/tumblr_mnd7zs3FQO1ss6hmpo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/e2815122f3ded781927e2c8d7be891ee/tumblr_mnd7zs3FQO1ss6hmpo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4b1203b39b25a3b2fcae59589b965db7/tumblr_mnd7zs3FQO1ss6hmpo5_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/08e2f1bafdfb5408e2c8c6a373a66475/tumblr_mnd7zs3FQO1ss6hmpo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2da47f0ccec596d061f4d52ffe38fe07/tumblr_mnd7zs3FQO1ss6hmpo6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <p>“On the show you play a single woman, who is… dating. And I would think, as the boss, you get to pick the actors, the male actors, that you get to interact with.”</p> <p>“That’s like why I did the show, yeah.”</p> </blockquote>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332163695http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332163695Sat, 25 May 2013 17:40:20 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3eb967ec162d0ff776b3d73627509c25/tumblr_mmjxmfwizK1qmxppno1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bcbd748a67b52877e25b9c3e20b96795/tumblr_mmjxmfwizK1qmxppno2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><blockquote> <div> <p><em>I adore seeing characters as concepts - and having Will as one after the question and Hannibal as the one who continues the sentence just seemed to fit.</em></p> </div> </blockquote>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332119139http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332119139Sat, 25 May 2013 17:39:40 -0400“YOU’RE A WINCHESTER. NOT A LOSECHESTER.”<br/><br/> - <em>John Winchester probably said this at some point. (via <a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://a-bagel.tumblr.com/">a-bagel</a>)</em>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332011768http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51332011768Sat, 25 May 2013 17:38:06 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/55bd54837f4d1c03a0bfc376f92083c0/tumblr_mhhn1h36qh1ri4b8jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://annavonsyfert.tumblr.com/post/41939370336/self-encouragement-not-quite-there-yet">annavonsyfert</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>self-encouragement. not quite there yet.</p> </blockquote>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51331946937http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51331946937Sat, 25 May 2013 17:37:09 -0400<p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://opulate.tumblr.com/post/51271387382/how-about-instead-of-all-body-types-are">opulate</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>how about instead of “all body types are beautiful” we say “beauty is extremely subjective and fleeting and doesn’t determine your worth and you don’t owe attractiveness to anyone so why don’t you focus on something important like being a worthwhile human being”</p> </blockquote>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51331864646http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51331864646Sat, 25 May 2013 17:35:57 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/64d24561d3f5a4f0c4b4a8efce4603fb/tumblr_mn4korYU671qb6ikpo1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/902aec1b6b25cf61ceecc2aed937c631/tumblr_mn4korYU671qb6ikpo2_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ba620e6026ffa4d7b0483d9335729c2b/tumblr_mn4korYU671qb6ikpo4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9ed17a29a0383f88ff0d765308a311b9/tumblr_mn4korYU671qb6ikpo3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51331760510http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51331760510Sat, 25 May 2013 17:34:27 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5def3679513062c06fe2d81554325ff7/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo1_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/2831a16331c773bbb137248e312aed9c/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo2_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/8e067485bdf91089614fc4a56163e01c/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo3_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/1460da904aa5383b73058e1c66258e2e/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo4_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/dafb5e8365baecd8a533c71ae96aff1d/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo5_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3c548d3294748846e69f9e0ee4d02e48/tumblr_mn8dobOZom1rw111bo6_400.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://crazy-zombie-crazy.tumblr.com/post/51179373849/thesexiestoffenders-bl00d-sugar-i-found-a">crazy-zombie-crazy</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thesexiestoffenders.tumblr.com/post/51171140908">thesexiestoffenders</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://bl00d-sugar.tumblr.com/post/51121627962/i-found-a-tutorial-on-how-to-make-dildo-popsicles">bl00d-sugar</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>I FOUND A TUTORIAL ON HOW TO MAKE DILDO POPSICLES IM LEGITIMATELy DYING OF LAUGHTER RN</p> </blockquote> <p>I’m going to do this now. SUMMER WILL NEVER LOOK SO GOOD LOL<br/><br/>~Sticky</p> </blockquote> <p>okay, someone buy me a dildo so I can do this. </p> </blockquote>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51331720981http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51331720981Sat, 25 May 2013 17:33:52 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/ee9e3c7c5c83910b533674730746730c/tumblr_mncbv1CI0a1rm62hfo1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51327800700http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51327800700Sat, 25 May 2013 16:37:04 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1df69dd630234398db3e357a6eb11b4c/tumblr_mn8c5g2Doq1s514rjo1_400.gif"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://30rocknbc.tumblr.com/post/51325467216/use-this-as-a-dance-tutorial-please" class="tumblr_blog">30rocknbc</a>:</p> <blockquote><p class="MsoNormal"><span>Use this as a dance tutorial, please.</span></p></blockquote>http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51327583468http://magmyswags.tumblr.com/post/51327583468Sat, 25 May 2013 16:33:51 -0400